Another student email

[emilyla]

There are so many things wrong with this, I don't even know where to start.

I need five reliable sources for researching my topic" How to become a talk show host." they can't all be web sites. and my first essay is due this week and I need to know the do's and don'ts of A.P.A. style from start to finish. If you can give me some pointers of where to look for help. I know God is not about failing. God is about succeeding.

Comments

[stillscape.livejournal.com]

Are you God, then?

[emilyla.livejournal.com]

I just have no idea. Also, that is the worst topic ever.

[stillscape.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm not sure how you're going to find print sources on how to be a talk show host. Has Chuck Woolery written a book?

[throwingpens.livejournal.com]

She did say it in a deposition once.

[courtknees1.livejournal.com]

plot twist, Emily is God.

[saucydiva.livejournal.com]

What does God have to do with... anything?

[emilyla.livejournal.com]

I have no idea, but this was my coworker's take on it:

We've got some very religious and open students. Wonder what it would be like if we all went around sharing our beliefs? "Starbucks Barista, I know God wants me to be caffeinated. She is about me being awake, not asleep."

Love that girl.

[rikyl.livejournal.com]

Gah. Is God about being incompetent?

[courtknees1.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

wait

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[lizinstereo.livejournal.com]

What.

[kyrieanne.livejournal.com]

This is nonsensical.

Also, why can't people use real grammer when communicating electronically? I know this is a pet peeve of mine (I edit my text messages before I send them), but just...UGH!

Also, I doth declare Emily god.